Example:

Shut up & Hold On

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Poetic Phrases

For Auto and Motorcycle Frames

Get in, Sit Down

KEEP HONKING
I'M RELOADING

WE'RE SPENDING OUR
KID'S INHERITANCE

OUTTA MY WAY
I'M OFF TO BINGO

I'D RATHER BE
DRIVING A TITLEIST

I STILL MISS MY EX-WIFE
BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING

MY GRANDKIDS ARE
CUTER THAN YOURS

RETIRED
NO WORRIES, NO MONEY

OVER THE HILL
AND GAINING SPEED

I OWN HELL
MY WIFE GAVE IT TO ME

A WOMAN'S PLACE
IS IN CONTROL

HAND OVER THE CHOCOLATE
AND NOBODY GETS HURT

NURSES ALWAYS
GET YOU IN THE END

DON'T LAUGH
IT'S PAID FOR

THE MORE I KNOW MEN
THE MORE I LIKE MY CAT

HORN BROKEN
WATCH FOR FINGER

BAD BOYS
BAD TOYS

GET TOO CLOSE
AND I'LL FART

LIFE'S TOO SHORT
TO DATE UGLY WOMEN

LIFE'S TOO SHORT
FOR A FULL TIME JOB

HONK IF YOU ARE CUTE
BARK IF YOU ARE UGLY

MY OTHER RIDE
IS A HARLEY

I OWE, I OWE
IT'S OFF TO WORK I GO

I HAVE PMS
AND I CARRY A GUN

I GOT A GUN FOR MY WIFE
NOT A BAD TRADE

MISSING CAT ?
CHECK TIRES

HIT ME
I NEED THE MONEY

I'M NOT SPOILED
I'M NOT, I'M NOT, I'M NOT

WHAT THE HELL
IT RUNS

DRIVER HAS NO CASH
HE'S MARRIED

SAVE A HORSE
RIDE A COWBOY

DRIVE IT
LIKE YOU STOLE IT

GIRLS WANTED
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY

SKI
NAKED

SEX INSTRUCTOR
FIRST LESSON FREE

AMERICAN BY BIRTH
COUNTRY AT HEART

OLD GOLFERS NEVER DIE
THEY JUST LOSE THEIR BALLS

OLD LAWYERS NEVER DIE
THEY JUST LOSE THEIR APPEAL

I'M A BEAUTICIAN
NOT A MAGICIAN

WISHIN'
I WAS FISHIN'

FORGET 911
I DIAL .357

NOT ALL DUMBS
ARE BLONDES

GO FAST
THINK LATER

ZERO TO BITCH
IN 2.5 SECONDS

FIREMEN FIND'EM HOT
AND LEAVE'EM WET

4X4'S
EAT MORE BUSH

I MAY BE SLOW
BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU

GAS, GRASS OR ASS
NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE

SO MANY MEN
SO LITTLE TIME

LIFE'S A BITCH
THEN YOU MARRY ONE

TO HELL WITH THE GUN
BEWARE OF MY WIFE

IF YOU'RE SINGLE
LET'S MINGLE

THE CLOSER YOU GET
THE SLOWER I GO

WHEN I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD
WHEN I'M BAD, IM BETTER

NURSES
CALL THE SHOTS

ALWAYS LATE
BUT WORTH THE WAIT

DON'T FOLLOW ME
I'M LOST

I'D RATHER BE
SHOPPING

LOST
BUT MAKING GOOD TIME

LIFE'S TOO SHORT
NOT TO EAT POPCORN

LIFE IS A
CABERNET

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